- 3x14 Killian:The monster you were gonna marry?
- 4x04 Killian:I've seen you only on one date, and it was with a flying monkey.
- 5x22 Killian:Unlike flying monkeys I don't hide engagement rings in the dessert.
- 6x17 Killian:This Planet of the Apes movie makes me think of your ex-fiance, the flying monkey
- 7x04 Killian:Swan, can we buy this stuffed monkey for Liam? Reminds me of, well, you know-
- 8x12 Killian:Story time, Liam! Yes, your favorite. Once upon a time a princess was going to marry a monster-
- 9x13 Killian:This Darwin fellow doesn't convince me, there's no way I evolved from your mother's ex-fiance
I don’t bloody know I press the Emma button and she answers. Usually.
— Killian Jones on cell phones (via lizthefangirl)
You having second thoughts? He wont smell like that forever.
— Grand Pabbie about Kristoff, 4x01 (via theswanbride)
- Braeden:*saves Isaac's life*
- Teen Wolf Fandom:Who is she? Why is she here? She seems so sketchy. I don't trust her.
- Braeden:*fights Alpha pack, throat gets slashed*
- Teen Wolf Fandom:Welp guess she's gone. Too bad, I /totally/ liked her. Strong independent black woman who don't need no man. Especially not Derek. Who's a man. Don't need him. Nope.
- Braeden:*shows up to save Derek and Peter's sorry butts while looking flawless*
- Teen Wolf Fandom:She's doing it for money!! She's totally evil! She was eye-raping Derek! He doesn't need to be in a relationship unless it's with Stiles! I don't trust her! Meagan Tandy is basically her character so let's send her ridiculous hate messages!
- Braeden:*helps the McCall Pack find the werejaguar church and save de-aged Derek*
- Teen Wolf Fandom:I KNEW IT! SHE SAID "IF THE MONEY WAS GOOD, I'D KILL YOU!" THIS IS TOTALLY NOT MISDIRECTION ON THE WRITERS' PARTS WHATSOEVER BECAUSE SHE IS AN EVIL SLUT! SHE'S THE BENEFACTOR! SHE CAUSED THE HOUSING CRISIS! SHE'S THE REASON PLUTO IS NO LONGER A PLANET! SHE STARTED NICKELBACK! SHE KICKS PUPPIES AND CANCELED FIREFLY AND STARTED ALL THE WORLD WARS EVER AND IS AN EVIL evil E V I L bitCH!
- Braeden:*makes deal with Derek and Peter to look for Kate for money* *also puts Italian boots on Italian table*
- Teen Wolf Fandom:What an actual trash bitch. How dare she make a living protecting innocent people from monsters? Like, Sam and Dean Winchester are totally different than she is because they are awesome white males--I mean, they're not morally bankrupt or whatever--and Braeden is a black female--I mean a complete bitch and completely grey on the moral spectrum--and they don't do it for MONEY so it's OKAY OBVIOUSLY. NO DOUBLE STANDARDS OR RACISM HERE NOPE I JUST DON'T TRUST HER. I DON'T HAVE TO TELL YOU WHY BECAUSE IT MAKES ME EXAMINE MY CHOICES AND THE FACT THAT I AM A COMPLETE HYPOCRITE AND I JUST WANT TO ACCUSE YOU OF REVERSE DISCRIMINATION INSTEAD BECAUSE IT'S EASIER THAN ACKNOWLEDGING MY OWN PREJUDICES. AND HOW DARE SHE PUT HER BOOTS ON THE TABLE I MEAN WHAT WERE YOU RAISED IN A BARN I AM SO OFFENDED BLAH BLAH BLAH ME ME ME
- Braeden:*is injured finding Kate/the Buddhist wolf pack and Derek rushes her to the hospital in his arms*
- Teen Wolf Fandom:Wow lol Derek is really going out of his way to help her. What a good employer. He totally has no concern for her whatsoever except because he's paying her so whatever whatever it's ndb WHY ARE YOU TOUCHING HER AND LOOKING AT HER WHAT THE FUCK STOP SHE HAS BITCH COOTIES
- Braeden:*flirty banter with Derek*
- Teen Wolf Fandom:Ohgod I'm going to be sick she's just manipulating him. This dialogue is so forced. They have no chemistry. Derek needs time to heal emotionally unless it's with Stiles. The only reason Braeden is even relevant is because of Derek.
- Braeden:*has sex with Derek--which he initiates*
- Teen Wolf Fandom:*chokes on rage* *breaks Twitter sending hate messages* *floods Draeden tag with inflammatory "comments" on "not getting" Draeden* *manips scenes of Braeden and Derek to scenes of Stiles and Derek* *pretends it never happened because that's okay Derek needs to have meaningless sex*
- Braeden:*in underwear and spooning Derek*
- Teen Wolf Fandom:Ugh what an unnecessary fucking scene, why do they have to shove Draeden down our throats? I don't care about this. The writers of this show should cater to ME and MY pairings ONLY because I am the most important viewer of this show and my opinion matters SO MUCH that I'm going to post my hate in all the tags so that you all can see it and read it and know how WRONG you are about EVERYTHING EVER.
- Teen Wolf Fandom:WHAT A FUCKIN BITCH HOW DARE YOU BREATHE THAT IS THE SAME AIR THAT DEREK BREATHES YOU ARE NOT WORTHY GET OUT OF HERE WITH YOUR WOMANLY WILES AND STOP TAKING UP VALUABLE STILES/DEREK SCREENTIME WITH YOUR BOOBS AND YOUR TALK ABOUT "PROTECTING" YOUR "INVESTMENT" WE ALL KNOW THAT YOU ARE "PROTECTING" YOUR "PAYCHECK" ALSO MEAGAN TANDY SUCKS AND I HATE HER AND WILL BE SENDING HER THINLY VEILED THREATS BECAUSE I AM A GARBAGE HUMAN BEING
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